while I was DRIVING back from the grocery store… WHAT THA…?

So the kids and I are driving back from the grocery store today and we’re stopped at a red light. I’m blaring my latest Michael Jackson mixed disc tribute (RIP) and not really paying attention to anything. All of the sudden, Porter starts laughing and pointing and saying “BOOBIES! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! BOOBIES!” Being that my son is quite crude and loves to say things just to annoy me, I sort of ignored him. That was until a black Chevrolet SSR convertible truck drove past me with this custom paint job:

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Now I obviously got these pictures online from this site: Hemi Truck Club but the thought of there being more then one of these and being exactly alike seems far fetched to me. I’m guessing that this is the same truck and even if it’s not, what the hell people. I didn’t realize that porn as a custom paint job was legal!