So today I decided that I would finally take Porter and Gracie to the pool today. In my mind it went like this; towel, sunscreen, toys… done. In reality it took quite a bit longer.
First off, my kids wanted to go immediately when I suggested it. Unfortunately it took a good thirty minutes just to round everything up to get there. I had to first undress them, then apply the spray on sunscreen, which if applied in the house on hardwood floors, quickly makes the floors so slippery that you would have thought we had coated them in canola oil. So then I had to mop up the sprayed area and take the kids outside to finish up applying sunscreen. Then it had to soak in all the while listening to the constant whine of “why aren’t we leaving yet?!” Then there were toys to find, flotation devises to summon from last years pool days. Oh wait, just kidding. Because my 2 year old daughter grows at double her rate so the cute little 3T bathing suit/life vest that she worse last year is about the size of her big toe. So scratch that, everyone into the car so we can run up to Target to get a life vest/swimsuit that will fit a 41lb 2 year old.
Check that and we’re back home. Now time to put on our bathing suits… remember my daughter who grows so fast? Back to target because the 3T bathing suits from last year, still don’t fit. Now check that again and we’re back home. Time to reapply the sunscreen and wait for it to soak in….cue the whine.
NOW that we successfully sunscreened and suited up, time to pack the toys bag with goggles, masks, toys, water and snacks. Alright kids, get in the car…we are ready! Here we go, we’re driving to the pool…. oh shit, turn around (sorry kids – please stop whining) because I didn’t even have towels. That’s right – I forgot the towels. So back home, grab the towels and head back out the door. Drive to the pool feeling pretty good that I had remembered everything… get there and WHOOPS! Still need the key to get in. (Insert cuss word here). Back into the car. Now the kids are beyond whining and actually crying at this point. Back home to search every drawer, cabinet and beach bag to find the key from last summer to get into the pool only to have Porter walk up to me and go, “isn’t the key attached to your bag that’s in the car on the keychain?” (insert worse cuss word here). Back into the car, drive to the pool, get there, unlock door, set things down…. and…… OH…(insert worst cuss word you know here) because it’s way past Gracie’s nap time and no one’s even eaten lunch. Awesome.
PS. I did let them swim for an hour – they deserved it!
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